Turducken?

"What the hell is a Turducken", I asked my wife a week before Christmas.

"It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey", she replied.

"What kind of mutate meat mess is that?"

"It's good I heard. Anyway, I want it for Thanksgiving."

"Okay," I say.

So I went out and bought a Turkey and a Duck and retrieved a frozen
chicken from the deep freezer.

"What the hell are those for?" she asked when she spied the trio of fowl brethren.

"Christmas", I replied. "And good luck trying to get all those other two birds inside that poor turkey's butt!"